A big thank you to the internet gods, who have brought us not only a myriad cat videos but...International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
According to the British Pirate HQ, you need to, "Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing... Drop all your 'g's and all of your 'v's..." And don't say "I am" but "I be".
After a perilously palatable Pirate Daiquiri, we be droppin' more than our 'g's and our 'v's. For they be fine fancy drinkin', those Pirate Daiquiris, m'hearties.
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