Despite all of the famous lefthanders out there - Leonardo Da Vinci, Jimi Hendrix, Marilyn Monroe and Barack Obama among them - life hasn't always been easy as a leftie. While today most lefthanders face no more serious challenges than grappling with tin openers and scissors, in the old days life could be very tough indeed.
The word 'sinister' comes from the Latin for left, and until surprisingly recently Catholics associated lefthandedness with the Devil (who baptized his intimates with his left-hand). Lefthanded children in church schools in Ireland were regularly beaten for using "the devil's hand".
Paris' Left Bank, too, has had its sinister side, or at least an anti-establishment edge. But the Left Bank Martini, a fragrant blend of elderflower, gin, vermouth and Chablis, will suit most palates - whichever hand you hold the glass in.
On this day in 1913, an English metallurgist named Harry Brearley created a new steel alloy, with a lot of chromium and not much carbon. It was resistant to everything from nitric acid to lemon juice and vinegar, and so Brearley, rather unimaginatively, named his creation "rustless steel".
The cutlery-maker who embraced Brearley's discovery christened it "stainless steel". The English city of Sheffield, in those days, was known worldwide for its steel - and had been since the Middle Ages. Stainless steel helped put Sheffield's manufacturers one step ahead of the pack, even though scientists as far afield as Germany, Poland, Sweden and Austria were working on something similar.
Encouragingly, Portland Works, the former cutlery works in the Highfield area of Sheffield where Brearley perfected stainless steel, is a home to studios of young artists and designers today - among them metalworkers. We are toasting Brearley et al with the Pennsylvania steelworkers' favourite, a Boilermaker.
The "Master of Suspense" who created classic films from The Birds to Rear Window and from Vertigo to Psycho, Alfred Hitchcock was born this day in 1899, in glamorous Leytonstone, Essex, England.
A complex man, who collaborated throughout his life with his wife Alma Reville yet also fixated on the blondes in his movies, Hitchcock mastered not only technical trickery in an era when CGI was in the distant future, but a dark psychology at a time when films were not, quite frankly, interested in that.
We are toasting his oeuvre with a Jungle Bird. Far less sinister than any of the avians in The Birds, it's one of very, very few enduring cocktails to originate in Malaysia.