April Fool

Difford’s Guide
Discerning Drinkers (54 ratings)

Serve in a Martini glass

Ingredients:
3 oz Chilled water
× 1 1 serving
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How to make:

  1. Select and pre-chill a Martini glass.
  2. Prepare garnish of lemon zest twist and skewered Fragata Green Olive.
  3. STIR all ingredients with ice.
  4. STRAIN into chilled glass.
  5. Express lemon zest twist over the cocktail and discard.
  6. Garnish with skewered olive.
Cocktail of the day:

1st April 2025 is April Fool's Day

Review:

To quote Karen Fick, one of the Discerning Drinkers on hand when this 'cocktail' was created, "you can't beat a glass of water". Hence we have foolishly scored this drink 5+ out-of-five.

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Nutrition:

One serving of April Fool contains 0 calories

Alcohol content:

  • 0 standard drinks
  • 0% alc./vol. (0° proof)
  • 0 grams of pure alcohol

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Dave Whiffin’s Avatar Dave Whiffin
1st April at 15:46
I prefer to replace the water with dihydrogen monoxide then add a single drop of Grenadine for colour.
John CARR’s Avatar John CARR
1st April at 10:19
Enjoyed mine with a dash of bokers bitters and replaced the lemon twist with an absinthe mist. Super refreshing and just the thing for an early autumn evening. I call my version the H2 N😱.
Richard Christmas’ Avatar Richard Christmas
24th February 2023 at 20:42
Even better with 1/2 oz. soda water. This is my favourite nightcap, and it tastes particularly good just after you have cleaned your teeth - something to do with the peppermint, perhaps?
Miguel Perales’ Avatar Miguel Perales
2nd April 2022 at 00:20
Made this today (4/1/22) and I must have done something wrong. It seemed a little watered-down. I think I will not stir it with ice as long next time. Or maybe use dry ice? Help.
Bertrand Péraut’s Avatar Bertrand Péraut
1st April 2022 at 18:10
Can't believe you did it ! :'D
1st April 2022 at 18:04
Needs more dilution..
Luca Viviani’s Avatar Luca Viviani
1st April 2021 at 16:06
Fabulous drink, but I would advise shaking rather than stirring
Simon Difford’s Avatar Simon Difford
1st April 2021 at 17:10
Some worry that shaking may "bruise" the liquid!
John Hinojos’ Avatar John Hinojos
1st April 2021 at 00:57
It a must serve if you are having a party on April 1.
Harry’s Avatar Harry
18th April 2020 at 13:19
Nice lol
1st April 2020 at 01:54
Funny!!