Ghost of Smokey Joe

Difford’s Guide
Discerning Drinkers (54 ratings)

Serve in a Nick & Nora glass

Ingredients:
56 oz Straight rye whiskey (100 proof /50% alc./vol.)
23 oz Strucchi Dry Vermouth
12 oz Bénédictine D.O.M. liqueur
1 dash La Fée Parisienne absinthe
1 dash Angostura Aromatic Bitters
0.08 oz Torabhaig Peated Single Malt Whisky
× 1 1 serving
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Garnish: Deliver to guest with verbal garnish, "Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho", ideally as you lift a smoked choche dome covering this cocktail.

How to make:

STIR first 5 ingredients with ice and strain into chilled glass. FLOAT peated whisky.

Allergens:

Recipe contains the following allergens:

Strength & taste guide:

No alcohol
Medium
Boozy
Strength 8/10
Sweet
Medium
Dry/sour
Sweet to sour 6/10

Review:

Herbal notes shine, fortified with rye whiskey with character provided by absinthe, aromatic bitters and particularly peated whisky.

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History:

A Halloween-appropriate riff on the classic Minnie the Moocher cocktail, created by fellow Discerning Drinker, John Champion and shared via a comment on our Minnie the Moocher recipe page.

The Ghost of Smokey Joe was one of Cab Calloway's follow up songs to his Jazz Age classic, Minnie the Moocher, performed in the 1930s at the famous Cotton Club. The lyrics, sung in the first-person by the ghost of Smokey Joe who "just climb right through the wall" to spook his fellow "cokies" (users of cocaine) bragging about his "A zillion dollar coffin" and his surprise to learn that Minnie the Moocher had "Quit kickin' the gong around" (kicked her opium habit).

You didn't see me climb through the window
Nobody had to open that door
I just climb right through the wall and I want you one and all
To stand aside and let me have the floor

Take a look, I'm not such a stranger
Here's a face you cokies all ought to know
You can tell me I'm not wanted, but the joint will still be haunted
'Cause I'm the ghost of Smokey Joe

Remember when I kicked the bucket
In my mansion up on Strivers' Row
When they came and took me off in
A zillion dollar coffin
'Cause I'm the ghost of Smokey Joe

Tell me, do you remember Minnie? (Yeah, we remember Minnie)
That frail I never found
You never recognize your Minnie (You never recognize your Minnie)
You mean to say that Minnie
Quit kickin' the gong around?

I got a date on my estate S in Hades
Call my chariot so I can go
And should the moocher walk in
Just tell her you've been talkin'
To the ghost of Smokey Joe

Yes, I remember Minnie
She's that frail I never found
You mean to say that Minnie
Quit kickin' the gong around?

I got a date on my estate down in Hades
Call my chariot so I can go
And should the moocher walk in
Just tell her you've been talkin'
To the ghost of Smokey Joe

The Ghost of Smokey Joe lyrics, 1939

Nutrition:

One serving of Ghost of Smokey Joe contains 134 calories

Alcohol content:

  • 1.3 standard drinks
  • 29.47% alc./vol. (29.47° proof)
  • 18.6 grams of pure alcohol

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John CARR’s Avatar John CARR
1st November 2024 at 14:20
Really very delicious! Brilliant depth of flavour, herbs, and richness. Pushing five stars!
Alex Powell’s Avatar Alex Powell
29th October 2023 at 19:09
Really enjoyed this, thought it looked.. interesting but came out really nicely. A generous barspoon of lemon juice and a bit of expressed zest brought it more to my taste, but it didn't take much. Fun!
Roberto Boertje’s Avatar Roberto Boertje
27th October 2023 at 21:39
That is an awesome layered Halloween drink!
Simon Difford’s Avatar Simon Difford
28th October 2023 at 09:44
The white layer in the photo is smoke. Smoke from my smoke gun and cloche was lost, so Dan, our photographer, used his vape and breathed smoke over the cocktail.
John Champion’s Avatar John Champion
23rd October 2023 at 16:37
Thanks a ton for the shoutout guys! I'll be mixing these up (along with a few others) this Halloween for sure.
Doris Magnus’ Avatar Doris Magnus
22nd October 2023 at 02:48
I enjoyed this cocktail