| 1 1⁄2 fl oz | Navy rum (ideally circa 55% alc./vol.) |
| 3 fl oz | Pineapple juice |
| 3⁄4 fl oz | Orange juice (freshly squeezed) |
| 1⁄2 fl oz | Cream of coconut (e.g. Coco Lopez, Re'al etc.) |
| 4 drop | Difford's Daiquiri Bitters (optional) |
Serve in a Tiki mug or collins
One serving of Painkiller contains 252 calories
From the Soggy Dollar bar on the island of Jost Van Dyke in the British Virgin Islands. The bar's name is logical, as most of the clientele are sailors and there is no dock. Hence they have to swim ashore, often paying for drinks with wet dollars.
A variation on the classic Pina Colada. See our main Piña Colada page for the story behind the classic and for links to numerous other variations.
The broadside firepower of navy rum balances sweet pineapple and coconut in what is an all too delicious Tiki-style libation.
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Makes a minimum of 15.5 cocktails.
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120 ml unsweetened pineapple juice
30 ml orange juice
30 ml Lopez coconut cream
75 ml navy rum or dark jamaican rum
Shake juices, Lopez, and rum with plenty of crushed ice. Pour unstrained into a tall glass or Tiki mug. Dust with cinnamon and nutmeg. Garnish with a pineapple stick, cinnamon stick, and orange wheel.
i. The Original Painkiller
1) 60ml orange juice
2) 30ml cream of coconut
3) 30ml pineapple juice
4) 30ml Smith & Cross
5) 30ml El Dorado
Given the limitations of the Soggy Dollar's island location in the 1970s, I am certain this drink was developed with standard bar ingredients of the time, including canned pineapple and orange juice.
Fresh juice is too sweet and lacks thrust. You need the acidic bite of the canned juice in order to cut through the sweet coconut. The acid is the tip of the marlin spike, to use a naval metaphor.
Try it both ways, I think you'll agree.
Okay so this is interesting. I haven't had Old Monk before, but I imagine its flavor profile is not nearly as intense as Navy Rum. That could explain why you enjoyed the fresh juice over story bought.
With Navy Rum, the added zing from store brought will help to pop through.
But with a less intense rum, the more delicate flavor profile of fresh juices could play nicely.
Cocktails are fun.
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