Painkiller

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Glass:

Serve in a Tiki mug or collins

Ingredients:
1 12 fl oz Navy rum (ideally 54.5% alc./vol.)
3 fl oz Pineapple juice
34 fl oz Orange juice (freshly squeezed)
12 fl oz Cream of coconut (e.g. Coco Lopez, Re'al etc.)
4 drop Difford's Daiquiri Bitters optional
× 1 1 serving
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How to make:

  1. Select and pre-chill a TIKI MUG OR COLLINS GLASS.
  2. Prepare garnish of dust with freshly grated nutmeg. Garnish with pineapple wedge.
  3. SHAKE all ingredients with ice.
  4. STRAIN into ice-filled glass.

Strength & taste guide:

No alcohol
Medium
Boozy
Strength 6/10
Sweet
Medium
Dry/sour
Sweet to sour 4/10
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Review:

The broadside firepower of navy rum balances sweet pineapple and coconut in what is an all too delicious Tiki-style libation.

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History:

From the Soggy Dollar bar on the island of Jost Van Dyke in the British Virgin Islands. The bar's name is logical, as most of the clientele are sailors and there is no dock. Hence they have to swim ashore, often paying for drinks with wet dollars.

A variation on the classic Pina Colada. See our main Piña Colada page for the story behind the classic and for links to numerous other variations.

Nutrition:

One serving of Painkiller contains 224 calories

Alcohol content:

  • 1.4 standard drinks
  • 10.46% alc./vol. (20.93° proof)
  • 19.4 grams of pure alcohol

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James Kittock’s Avatar James Kittock
15th March at 05:52
Made one this evening using 1/2 oz each of Smith & Cross, Hamilton 86, and Clement VSOP. Added a couple drops (not dashes) of Scrappy’s orange bitter and Ango. Delicious.
James Brooke’s Avatar James Brooke
6th March at 18:11
According to Beach Bum Berry’s book ‘Grog Log’, the recipe for the Painkiller is
120 ml unsweetened pineapple juice
30 ml orange juice
30 ml Lopez coconut cream
75 ml navy rum or dark jamaican rum
Shake juices, Lopez, and rum with plenty of crushed ice. Pour unstrained into a tall glass or Tiki mug. Dust with cinnamon and nutmeg. Garnish with a pineapple stick, cinnamon stick, and orange wheel.
Malcom Fitzcarraldo’s Avatar Malcom Fitzcarraldo
3rd March at 01:27
Confidential to everyone: you can sub in Planteray Cut & Dry for part of the rum and drop the cream of coconut entirely. My current take on this (which I'm calling the Anodyne) is: 3/4 oz Planteray Cut & Dry, 3/4 oz Smith & Cross, 3/4 oz Lemon Hart 151, 3 oz pineapple, 1 oz orange, 1/2 oz lime, 4 drops Elemakule Tiki bitters (Bob's Bitters are hard to come by in the US); I whip shake and pour over crushed ice, then garnish
Albert Markiewicz’s Avatar Albert Markiewicz
13th June 2025 at 08:18
I just calculated that if you mix equal parts of 40% ABV rum with 69% ABV rum, you get exactly to 54,5% ABV. Not sure if this repliates the flavour well, but if you want to try the cocktail and you don't have the navy rum in your bar, you can try this instead
Henry Tran’s Avatar Henry Tran
28th September 2024 at 11:44
Tried with this recipe and it was really good

i. The Original Painkiller
1) 60ml orange juice
2) 30ml cream of coconut
3) 30ml pineapple juice
4) 30ml Smith & Cross
5) 30ml El Dorado
Matt’s Avatar Matt
13th August 2024 at 23:51
A delicious tiki-style drink - pineapple forward, but also get some great flavor notes from the rum and coconut. OJ flavors are lost (to me, at least), but it is critical to diluting the pineapple a bit, and stretching the volume. I like a simple 4/2/1/1 (pineapple/rum/OJ/coconut cream) ratio, but this one is also very good.
Robert Spain’s Avatar Robert Spain
23rd July 2024 at 18:24
Excelent and very different to a piña colada. The proportions, the orange juice, and, specially, Smith and Cross, make a great difference.
Miguel Perales’ Avatar Miguel Perales
28th May 2023 at 10:21
I really liked this cocktail. I also really liked John's idea of an overproof floater, maybe he can call it the "Extra-strength Painkiller" :) Very simple to make and very refreshing.
Simon Sedgley’s Avatar Simon Sedgley
11th July 2025 at 11:46
Or maybe just call it "The Morphine".
Simon Difford’s Avatar Simon Difford
28th May 2023 at 13:29
I love both the idea and the name.
Nathalie O'Flynn’s Avatar Nathalie O'Flynn
7th April 2023 at 11:41
Made this a couple of times before but this time took the tip below about adding an overproof rum float so added Goslings 151. It was not only fantastic but looked really good with the colour separation. We'll probably need a corpse reviver tomorrow with all the Easter partying we're doing.
Melissa Nelson’s Avatar Melissa Nelson
1st September 2022 at 22:41
I have a theory about the Painkiller.

Given the limitations of the Soggy Dollar's island location in the 1970s, I am certain this drink was developed with standard bar ingredients of the time, including canned pineapple and orange juice.

Fresh juice is too sweet and lacks thrust. You need the acidic bite of the canned juice in order to cut through the sweet coconut. The acid is the tip of the marlin spike, to use a naval metaphor.

Try it both ways, I think you'll agree.
Melissa Nelson’s Avatar Melissa Nelson
28th July 2023 at 20:07
Reading your followup comments, Chris and Brian (sorry I can't seem to reply directly) - I'm using Pusser's Navy rum, so maybe that's why the tangier storebought juice tastes right to me. Tried once with a Demerara and storebought and it was good, but something was missing. I like the punch of the Navy rum for this one. Thanks for your tips.
Chris Dimal’s Avatar Chris Dimal
17th February 2023 at 14:00
@Brian Flanagan tried it again with freshly processed pineapple juice from the store (so not raw) and you maybe right regarding the rum. It may be more akin to using a Demerara rum instead of a true Navy Style rum. It worked for my wet palate, nevertheless.