Smoky Old Bastard

Difford’s Guide
Discerning Drinkers (13 ratings)

Serve in an Old-fashioned glass

Ingredients:
2 oz Bourbon whiskey
1 bag Lapsang Souchong tea (cold)
14 oz Maple syrup
2 dash Boker's bitters
× 1 1 serving
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How to make:

  1. Select and pre-chill an Old-fashioned glass.
  2. Prepare garnish of lemon zest twist.
  3. STIR half the bourbon, tea bag and four ice cubes in glass for 60 seconds.
  4. Remove tea bag, add maple syrup and bitters, and STIR some more.
  5. Add more ice and the rest of the bourbon and STIR some more.
  6. EXPRESS lemon zest twist over the cocktail and use as garnish.

Review:

Lapsang souchong flavours and dry tannins are balanced by maple syrup and fortified with bourbon.

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History:

Created in 2011 by Craig Toone at Glovers Bar in Merseyside, England who says of his drink, "'Smoky' obviously refers to the distinctive tea flavour and the bastard refers to the bastardisation of the classic drink [Old Fashioned]."

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Mike Taylor’s Avatar Mike Taylor
2nd November 2023 at 01:58
I’m confused by the recipe. It calls for a cold tea bag. Is it supposed to be a quantity of cold tea?
Simon Difford’s Avatar Simon Difford
2nd November 2023 at 07:46
As per method, this recipe calls for ingredients to be stirred with a tea bag. As you say, usually cocktails use a volume of tea so our database only has options for hot or cold Lapsang Souchong tea.
4th April 2022 at 08:02
A great drink in the same ballpark is the Dirty Old Bastard from Klaus St. Rainer of Die Goldene Bar in Munich.
5 cl Ardbeg Ten
1 cl Lapsang-Souchong-Syrup
a few dashes "Sexy Bitters" (Klaus St. Rainers own brand, but any aromatic bitters should work well)
a little (about 1 centimeter) Sriracha Chili Sauce
Stir well and serve on the rocks
chris wheeler’s Avatar chris wheeler
31st January 2022 at 11:32
Should this read: "STIR half of the bourbon" at the start? Later on it suggests adding the remaining bourbon but doesn't mention splitting it anywhere
Simon Difford’s Avatar Simon Difford
31st January 2022 at 12:13
Thanks for letting me know Chris. Now corrected.